supnikita:

Sometimes I fantasize about being with a boy too much so I start believing that we are dating.

tagged: +holy crap yes 

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

tagged: +lol 

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

tagged: +sky 

seansoo:

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

yasslana:

I’m going to hell omg

tagged: +lol  +lana 

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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idonthavetotellyouanything:

homurahomo:

baka-alexis-is-yaoi:

saiderp:

talliara:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

hypotheticalwoman:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

PON PON WEI WEI WEIPON PON WEI PON WEI PON PONWEI WEI PON PON PONWEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MANSCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNINGVERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!GALILEO GALILEO FIGAROMAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY
KITTEN IS OFFENDED
FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED
DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT
AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!
THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,
SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB 
WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB
KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHESBIG BIG BOOTY BITCHESI GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHESBIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK
SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING

and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before  they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.

the comments, omg

idonthavetotellyouanything:

homurahomo:

baka-alexis-is-yaoi:

saiderp:

talliara:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

hypotheticalwoman:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!
GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO
MAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY

KITTEN IS OFFENDED

FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED

DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT

AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!

THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,

SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB 

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB

KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES
I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING

and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before  they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.

the comments, omg

mingdliu:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

tagged: +holy crap  +yes  +life 

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

tagged: +lol  +thg 

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

image

tagged: +1d